February 2012
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I HATE when people can't say a single sentence...
It’s not even just milSOs, it’s just different girls that don’t have anything to talk about if it doesn’t include their significant other.
“You like food? Seriously? Joe eats almost every day, I swear.”
“Hold on, you have hair? You’re kidding, right? Joe actually has hair, too! How funny!”
“You breathe, too? NO WAY! Joe breathes, like,...
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
protect-your-nuts:
That would be interesting
DO IT! Pretty please :)
contagiouscognations asked: 1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?2. What’s something you hide about your personality? 3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with? 4. How do you deal with criticism?5. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?6. What’s something that scares you about...
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Send me TMIs, wouldya? :D
Pwease?
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So my brother just texted me...
“So I guess I’m spending $700 to come see you marry a guy who unfriended me and blocked me on facebook. What is that about?!?”
Are you kidding me? Joe deleted his facebook. Chill the fuck out.
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
Oh, and let's not even make the new icons work.
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Filth in Beauty: As many of you know, or may not... →
howtfoldlaundry:
contagiouscognations:
my youngest son has Autism.
This year my family and I are participating in the Autism Speaks Walk to find the missing pieces. If you would like to donate, even just a little I mean come on $5 would help! I will gladly message you the link to…
Okay first off, she SAID it was for Autism Speaks, idiot. And secondly, I have talked to her quite a bit...
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Yet another way that Obama is screwing over our... →
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Okay so up until tonight, I always thought that...
Like, one word. I thought it was kind of like a bridegroom.
I wondered why they were feeling sorry for someone for being a whore.
That always confused me. Until about five minutes ago.
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Whoops.
Me: You ate all my food!
Joe: Ate all your food? What do you mean?!
Me: The rest of my hot pockets, my last slice of pizza, and my chicken tenders!
Joe: I didn't eat your last slice of pizza! I only ate mine! You have cereal, goober butt!
Me: Then where is my pizza!
Joe: Idk!
Me: Um did I eat it?
Joe: You did you jerk!
handprintsinmyheart:
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Anonymously send me a URL and I'll tell you what I...
hello-heather:
might as well. no one will do it though lol
When 1+1=3: Looking for apartments is futile. →
illwait-foryou:
handprintsinmyheart:
illwait-foryou:
I’ve probably looked through 100 pages of Google by now, and five times as many websites.
The only apartments are in the bigger cities in ND, like Bismarck and Fargo, which are between two and five hours away. -_-
why dont…
That’s true. Well we pay 2/3 of the rent so it’s $600 extra without our roommate paying, but...
Looking for apartments is futile.
handprintsinmyheart:
illwait-foryou:
I’ve probably looked through 100 pages of Google by now, and five times as many websites.
The only apartments are in the bigger cities in ND, like Bismarck and Fargo, which are between two and five hours away. -_-
why dont you guys try living on base? are you guys really against that?
We wouldn’t have a problem with it except right now...
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Looking for apartments is futile.
I’ve probably looked through 100 pages of Google by now, and five times as many websites.
The only apartments are in the bigger cities in ND, like Bismarck and Fargo, which are between two and five hours away. -_-
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039. I like that you gave me your dog tags.
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About this girlfriend vs. wife shit...
WHO CARES?
If you’re a girlfriend, you’re NOT a wife. Just like if you’re a dog, you’re not a cat. They’re two different things. I don’t care if you live with your boyfriend, I don’t care if you’re getting married tomorrow, you’re just not a wife.
If they were the same thing, why would anyone get married in the first place? Better yet, why...
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038. I like our Barnes and Noble dates.
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
I did this once.
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037. I like that you shop with me.
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036. I like that you drove thirty six hours just...
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035. I like watching movies with you.
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
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034. I like that we can sleep comfortably together...
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About these "Dear Civilian Girls" letters,
SHUT UP.
No, really, though. You think it’s SO annoying when “civilian” girls (by the way, to most of you, when did YOU join the military? Thought so… you’re a civilian too) complain about their relationships because yours is SO much worse, right?
First off, most people strive to have the BEST relationship. Why are you aiming to have the WORST? Why do you WANT...